Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Constipation as described by a 4-year-old

While enjoying a lovely evening and a tasty $5 steak at one of my favorite Clear Lake spots, my son loudly proclaims he needs "to go poo poo." I scanned the tables within ear-shot, gave them apologetic eyes, and promptly took my son to the bathroom.
He told me no poo poo was coming as he patiently sat on the toilet. He looked perplexed. My son then looked up at me and said, "Bum aches are not awesome."
(to which a couple of ladies in the restroom chuckled with agreement)


feedmefarmer said...

Tell him, we have all had those days! Not awesome.

vasuzan said...

He need to eat more fruits and vegies, then his poo poo will be awesome. but he is awesome, and I love him.